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Episode CCLXI: Ghost Chimp & Bangkok Sewer

👻🐵This episode kicks off with Jay and Chris discussing a ghost chimp in Dorset that apparently can’t keep its ectoplasmic hands to itself. Is it tragic? Absolutely. Is it also weirdly hilarious? Definitely. The conversation then takes a turn (downward, into the depths of horror) as Jay shares a tale of a Bangkok sewer disaster—because if there’s one thing worse than ghosts, it’s plumbing nightmares in Thailand.

🔪Michigan’s Bizarre Crime Scene:
In a plot twist that sounds like a rejected Dateline episode, Jay covers a gruesome crime in Green Oak Township, Michigan, where a woman was found in bed with her freshly murdered partner. As if Michigan didn’t have enough problems, Jay questions why the state seems to be a magnet for such nightmarish headlines.

🛬🚽Bathroom Break Gone Wrong:
If you thought air travel was already a circus, wait until you hear about the guy who got yanked out of an airplane bathroom mid-constipation crisis. Yeisclare Leib was allegedly exposing himself while dealing with some, uh, digestive turbulence, prompting the pilot to get involved in ways that defy logic. Lawsuits followed. So did questions about what’s really going on in airplane bathrooms these days.

😕Ohio: Where Taxes Are as Confusing as the Election Choices
Jay takes on Ohio’s labyrinthine property tax system, which is somehow both infuriatingly complex and suspiciously ineffective. Meanwhile, the state’s gubernatorial race looks like a showdown between Amy Acton and Vivek Ramaswamy—two candidates Jay and Chris find about as appealing as a sewer backup.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/696974/Ghost-rude-monkey-shocks-visitors-stately-home-Dorset/amp

https://fox8.com/news/passenger-says-united-pilot-forcibly-removed-him-from-an-airplane-bathroom-lawsuit/

 

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/03/rising-property-taxes-become-top-economic-issue-in-ohio-governors-race.html

https://fox8.com/news/woman-found-with-obviously-deceased-man-on-top-of-her/

 

https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/16/dad-developed-tourettes-couldnt-talk-catching-virus-thailand-trip-22736364/

 

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Episode CCLX - Postmodern Madness

🎨 Roasting Postmodern Art

The gang goes off on postmodern art disasters. Rae kicks it off with a disturbing story about an artist who wanted to let piglets starve—yes, really. 🐷❌ Jay brings up Piss Christ (a crucifix in pee) 😬💦, and Rae rants about art losing all meaning. Angel presents a light switch installation that literally just… turns on and off. 💡😴 The verdict? Yawn. They wrap up by laughing at a painting so bad even a toddler with a crayon could do better. 🖍️😂

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🖼️ Good, Bad, and AI-Ugly Art

From masterpieces to monstrosities, the group covers it all. First up: a hideous AI-generated image featuring a devil, a tied-up dude, and general nonsense. 👹🤷‍♂️ Rae redeems the convo with a cool light-reactive installation. ✨🎭 Jay flexes with the Sistine Chapel, while Rae counters with an eerie but beautiful Dave McKean illustration. Christopher ends it by showing a piece he simply describes as “literally shit.” 💩🎨 Art is wild.

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🤔 Art or a Prank?

The gang tackles a painting of elderly men using their bodies (in ways no one asked for) to make art. 👴🖌️ They’re horrified. Then, they compare it to a viral video of a lady spewing nonsense at a city council meeting—same energy. 📢🤣 Rae wonders how society got here. No one has an answer.

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🚽 Duchamp’s Urinal: Still Making Waves

Rae breaks down how Duchamp trolled the art world in 1917 with a signed urinal (Fountain), and somehow, people are still debating it. 🚽🎭 The group checks out bizarre modern takes on it—some cool, some just more toilets. Conclusion? Duchamp would be laughing. 😂

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🎭 Rae’s Rules for Art: Make It Pretty

Rae lays out her art philosophy: beauty, skill, and cultural relevance. She defends South Park as legit art (hot take) 📺🔥 and praises artists like Alexey Segul and Mark Rothko. Plus, she plugs her upcoming June gallery show featuring family-friendly paintings inspired by her ancestors—so, no urinals or piglets involved. 🖌️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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Episode CCLIX: the turks mostly peaceful proxy murderers

• Syrian Conflict & Capital Punishment
  The discussion turned serious with a dive into the violence in Syria, particularly the turk-backed HTS murdering terrorists targeting of the Alawite minority and the struggles of Christian communities. The team strongly criticized neoconservative foreign policies. They also debated the recent execution by firing squad in South Carolina, comparing it to other methods and discussing the crimes of the executed individual.

• Musk & Tesla Facility Attacks
  The team analyzed recent acts of vandalism targeting Tesla, allegedly due to Elon Musk’s political stances. While acknowledging the controversy, they argued that Tesla’s innovation and popularity would ultimately prevail.

• Obanga Presidential Library Closure
  Jay shared news about the government terminating the lease for the Obanga Presidential Library site, saving taxpayers millions. The discussion touched on the relocation plans, the broader role of presidential libraries, and a brief mention of the future Trump Presidential Library.

• Sexual Assault Cases in the News
  The team reacted to disturbing reports: an NYPD lieutenant accused of harassment and a Michigan man arrested for exploiting children. They expressed outrage and called for severe consequences for the offenders.

  https://www.reddit.com/r/GoldandBlack/s/kVYfg36Q7i
   
  https://nypost.com/2025/03/08/us-news/nypd-internal-affairs-boss-demanded-lap-dance-lawsuit/
   
  https://www.msn.com/en-us/crime/general/anger-at-elon-musk-turns-violent-with-molotov-cocktails-and-gunfire-at-tesla-lots/ar-AA1AvY9u
   
  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/musks-doge-terminates-lease-at-obama-presidential-library-site?utm_source=chatgpt.com
   
  https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/wayne-county-man-accused-drugging-raping-children-basement-videos-put-him-sleep-no-limits
   

   

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Episode CCLVIII: Where's your suit?

🎙 This Week on the Podcast: Embarrassing Visits, Spy Shenanigans, and Ancient Mysteries!

Jay dives into the latest news with his signature mix of insight and exasperation. First up: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy’s trip to the White House—was it diplomacy or a cringe-fest? Jay breaks it down with the help of a 10-point analysis from Victor Davis Hansen (because someone’s got to make sense of it).

💥 Ukraine and the West: It’s Complicated – What do Western elites, the American left, and European leaders really want from Ukraine? And what are Zelenskyy’s actual options—waiting for a new U.S. president or making nice with Putin? (Spoiler: neither sounds great.)

🕵️‍♂️ Spy vs. Spy... or Spy vs. HR? – In a plot twist fit for a bad sitcom, over 100 U.S. intelligence agents got the boot for using government chat platforms to discuss very personal topics (think less "top secret" and more "TMI").

💡 Laser Hair Removal: A National Security Issue? – Jay weighs in on whether talking about laser hair removal and genital surgery should be a fireable offense—or if we’ve all lost the plot. Meanwhile, DEI initiatives are being phased out, and the renaming of bureaucratic offices sparks a debate over... branding?

🏛 Scholarship Shake-Ups – Universities are making changes to diversity and inclusion programs. Some scholarships remain untouched, while others are under legal review. Jay breaks down the latest higher ed drama.

🦴 1.5-Million-Year-Old Tools (That ISIS Can’t Destroy) – Archaeologists uncover ancient tools in Iraq, proving humans (or at least their ancestors) have been busy for a long time. Unfortunately, instability and destruction of historical sites continue, prompting a collective facepalm from historians everywhere.

Plus, a friendly reminder to check out the Patreon for bonus content!

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Episode CCLVII: King of NY vs tolls, checks, flu.

We discussed the contentious Manhattan toll program known as congestion pricing, which New York Governor Kathy Hochul is trying to save. President Donald Trump had moved to rescind federal approval for the program, prompting Hochul to present him with a booklet on its early success. Lake criticized Hochul's delay in implementing the tolls and her pushback against efforts to end it. The program aims to raise $1 billion to fund $15 billion in bonds for mass transit infrastructure.

They discuss the mass culling of chickens due to avian flu, with Lake expressing strong skepticism about the official narrative and distress over the killing method using foam. The discussion covers the resulting egg smuggling from Mexico, with border officials reporting increased incidents and potential fines up to $10,000, as well as the dramatic rise in egg prices to over $8 per dozen. Angel clarifies that avian flu affects various bird species differently, with domestic birds being particularly susceptible, though Jay remains unconvinced and suggests the situation is deliberately manufactured.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/22/trump-hochul-manhattan-toll-program-00205605

https://www.infowars.com/posts/egg-smuggling-a-growing-problem-as-prices-rise

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Episode CCLVI: Casket surfing bundle of sticks

We discuss a protest against Elon Musk held at a Tesla dealership in Northeast Ohio. Over 150 protesters from various local Democratic organizations gathered to voice concerns about Musk's role as an unelected official in the Department of Government Efficiency under the Trump administration. The protesters claim Musk has unchecked power and access to sensitive data, while potentially benefiting from inside information. However, the protest does not appear to have impacted Tesla's stock or sales, and Musk remains in his position. "Everything I don't like is a fascism."
Jay & Chris discussed a case where a young woman, Bianca Ellis, was accused of fatally stabbing a three-year-old boy in North Olmstead, Ohio. Ellis was found to be competent to stand trial following inpatient treatment. Jay expressed frustration that the perpetrator should not be alive & suggested more appropriate methods of justice, such as a public execution. They also discussed David Hogg, a newly elected Democratic National Committee vice chair, who was accused of using DNC contact lists to solicit donations for his own Political Action Committee. They also discussed the issue of gun control and its implications in the United States. They expressed skepticism about the effectiveness of gun control measures. The conversation ended with a light-hearted exchange about the influence of celebrities on political decisions. The discussion moved to the avian flu & its impact on the food supply, particularly on chickens & other birds used for consumption. They speculated on the reasons behind the flu's selective targeting of these birds & questioned the role of windmill farms in the decline of migratory birds. They also touched on the topic of California's budget & the spending on healthcare for undocumented immigrants. They expressed skepticism about the possibility of change in California's political landscape, given the state's reliance on the Democratic party.
Finally, the hosts chat about their respect for animals, particularly sharks. They condemn the actions of a Canadian tourist who lost her hands trying to photograph a shark in shallow waters. The hosts emphasize the importance of respecting marine life and following safety advisories. They humorously suggest that people who oppose government spending audits should take up shark photography. The conversation then shifts to a brief discussion about hollow Earth theories and Antarctic conspiracies, which Chris links back to flat Earth beliefs.

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/02/citizens-rally-against-elon-musks-growing-government-influence-at-lyndhurst-tesla-photos.html 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/skyrocketing-healthcare-budget-illegal-immigrants-214844526.html?guccounter=1 

https://nypost.com/2025/02/15/us-news/david-hogg-uses-dnc-platform-to-pump-own-leaders-we-deserve-pac/ 

https://www.gbnews.com/news/trans-woman-accused-raping-schoolgirl-under-13-sexually-assaulting-young-boy-hull 

https://x.com/nypost/status/1890019606296740111 

https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2025/02/woman-accused-in-north-olmsted-child-stabbing-death-ruled-competent-trial-date-set.html?utm_campaign=clevelanddotcom_sf&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter 

https://www.instagram.com/p/DF_FyXjvwX1/?igsh=QkFPcjRFSFlVbg%3D%3D 

https://www.ladbible.com/news/animals/turks-caicos-shark-attack-bit-hands-240314-20250214 

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Episode CCLV: Environmental news w/professor Dave

Professor Dave joins us to discuss current global issues, including health concerns and environmental challenges. The conversation shifts to discussing the BRICS countries (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) and their growing influence. David also mentions the Great Green Wall initiative in Africa's Sahel region, where local communities are working to combat desertification by digging small depressions to collect rainwater and planting native vegetation. This effort aims to reverse environmental degradation caused by overgrazing, deforestation, and climate change in the region. David shared his research on the Chinese Green Wall, which he found to be unsuccessful due to the use of non-native trees. He also discussed the Line project, a proposed city in Saudi Arabia, which he deemed unlikely to succeed. The conversation then shifted to desertification and its impact in various continents, including Australia and Africa. David highlighted the importance of integrating economic, social, and environmental incentives in environmental projects.

https://www.un.org/africarenewal/sahel

 

https://www.nationalsecurity.gov.au/what-australia-is-doing/terrorist-organisations/listed-terrorist-organisations/boko-haram

 

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2023/09/05/how-france-was-driven-out-of-the-sahel_6124522_7.html#

 

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/africa-great-green-wall-trees-sahel-climate-change

 

https://www.worldagroforestry.org/news/kenya-community-regrew-its-forest-and-redefined-reforestation-success

 

https://www.justonetree.life/where-we-plant_kenya.html

 

https://www.justonetree.life/where-we-plant_kenya.html

 

https://www.unccd.int/

 

https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/kenya-tree-planting-reforestation/

 

https://www.crisisgroup.org/africa/east-and-southern-africa/kenya/what-behind-kenyas-protest-movement

 

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/planting-trees-climate-change-carbon-capture-deforestation

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/saudi-arabia-neom-the-line-urban-design-linear-pros-cons-2024-6

 

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/26/1113670047/saudi-arabia-new-city-the-mirror-line-desert

 

https://www.neom.com/en-us/regions/theline

 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-05/saudis-scale-back-ambition-for-1-5-trillion-desert-project-neom

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-17/green-walls-in-china-and-africa-keeping-deserts-at-bay/11602796

 

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Episode CCLIV: Goyim Defense League w/Bobby form FDG

The group expressed frustration with people claiming to be experts on air traffic control and aviation, especially in the context of the recent DC crash. The discussion also touched on the tragedy of the crash, with Jay and others sharing their thoughts on the incident and the potential causes.
Jay introduces a discussion about Altoona-style pizza, which is described as an affront to traditional pizza. The group watches a video showcasing this controversial pizza style, which features American cheese, salami, and green peppers. The members express strong disapproval and disgust towards the pizza, comparing it to a culinary war crime. They humorously discuss potential ways to protest or punish the creators of this pizza style, including creating a mock awards show called "The Knobbies" to shame the offending pizzerias.
We Cover actions of the "cucumber bandit" in Washington, DC, and the shift in the left's stance on vaccinations. They also discussed the potential effects of tariffs on imports from Mexico, Canada, and China, with a focus on the impact on consumers. The team also shared amusing reviews of the book "Pow Wow Chow" on Amazon. The conversation ended with a discussion about a woman in France who was scammed out of £700,000 by a fraudster posing as Brad Pitt, claiming he needed the money for cancer treatment.
The conversation then shifted to a scientific discovery of a fungus that manipulates spiders' behavior, leading to a discussion about the potential risks of this fungus spreading to humans. The team expressed their concerns about the fungus and its potential impact on society.

https://www.popsci.com/environment/zombie-spider-fungus/

https://youtu.be/ILbfCskOq34?si=jL8-OwVUZDIuFS3P

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